SPIES
IN FLORIDA?
FBI Finds AWOL
Bird
ORLANDO,
Fla.—The local office of the FBI was called yesterday by a farmer from
Loughman, about thirty miles to the southwest. The farmer had discovered a
carrier pigeon roosting in one of his trees with a message tied to its leg. Concerned
he had uncovered a spy ring, the farmer dutifully contacted the FBI, which
quickly sent two agents to the farm to investigate. The agents successfully apprehended
the suspicious fowl and retrieved the secret message. On inspection of the
message, the agents discovered the bird was not an insipid ne’er-do-well in the
employ of an Axis espionage master, rather an AWOL competitor from a race
sponsored by a fanciers’ club.
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